The Taser

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.

Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!

by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009

Amish Teakettle

The act of hot-boxing a car until the car is so full of smoke that you are unable to see your eyes in the mirror.

I hope we have enough to make this an Amish Teakettle.
Are you ready for this Amish Teakettle?
Would you care to join me in an Amish Teakettle?

by Flodiculous Productions July 22, 2011

time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

by I h8 nes July 6, 2012

Emily Anne Teale

EMILY: Kind hearted and compassionate. Usually has deep brown/green eyes, and beautiful features. Very nice, fun loving and a hardworking kind of girl. Some are slightly crazy and others are very imaginative, easily distracted but amusing. Overall, she is a very colorful kind of person. Never provoke an Emily though, or prepare to face anger.

ANNE: A classy girl with a crazy side, and lives up to her name. Occasionally she just has to let loose.

TEALE: Beautiful but very shy on the outside, but get ready for some crazy shit once you get to know her!

Person A: Dude. She's insane!
Person B: But she's so pretty!!!
Person A: Probably an Emily.

Guy A: Dude! What happened to you?!
Guy B: Emily....
Guy A: O.o

Emily Anne Teale

by DanceWarrior December 9, 2012

stop fucking teasing me

we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.

Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.

by its me you know November 22, 2020

teaspoon leg

That little bit of pee that runs down your leg after you thought you were done urinating.

Damn teaspoon leg, now I have to change my underwear.

by ReggieRay December 19, 2014

teaneck

teaneck is the real hood im not talking about the hood im talking about the hood hood where every corner is run by dealers and gang bangers. The highschool is over run by thugs and you cant walk down the block without getting robbed. All the trees in the local park have gang banger flags claiming their set and showing who runs the park. The local bakery is run by crooked cops and if you give them any trouble they will run your pockets. In conclusion teaneck is referred to as the neck or "da neck" and its where The Boss resides. Basically Teaneck aka da neck is a waste of time but if your looking for the boss you can find him on the lane.

If your looking for the boss theres a chance you will find him in the neck(teaneck) on the lane

by The Boss 201 May 22, 2007