Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.

“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”

by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 9, 2025

Cookie Table

A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.

I'm going to take home a bag of cookies from this awesome cookie table!

by majhat October 4, 2016

laminated table

a hot person whos a 10/10
usually used for gay people

oh my god did you see him
hes such a laminated table

by evivi February 1, 2022

table whacker

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.

by DailyTableWhacker July 31, 2019

table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.

“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*

by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022

Communal Table

The Communal Table is a group that was founded in September 2017. Communal means the group is open to anyone that wants to join. The communal table will continue to expand its group.

The communal table group wants all the clout.

by Superduper_mak June 26, 2018

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018