The Ramos Dick Suckers...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ramos Dick Suckers...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Yellow bellied Sack Sucker

A creature from the Roberts family in the Genus Micheal. The yellow bellied sack sucker is a creature of the night. Found in dark alleys sucking only the dirtiest smelliest sacks. If you make eye contact with this creature you could vomit from its nastiness.

I was walking home last night from the bar when I saw it! “The yellow bellied sack sucker” was grunting and sucking so many sacks! It was terrible!

by Nickynightengale February 9, 2022

Sailors Ghost Sucker

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.

I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.

by Doncheadle11 August 15, 2011

`~`Zeta`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Zeta`~`

`~`Zeta`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Zeta`~`

`~`Zeta`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Zeta`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Tato sucker

Like a rat licker but worse

Oh no it's a tato sucker

by E_E_TRIPLE_E September 12, 2020

sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.

My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023