Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan

Way better than God.

1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.

2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.

3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*

God: All goats must die.

4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.

by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019

Satan's Jacuzzi

When a man farts in the tub and it tickles his balls

"I let one rip in the tub last night, turned it into a Satan's Jacuzzi

by DJames007 August 1, 2025

Satan

The most breedable obey me character (real)

Satan please breed me.

by Satanfromonbeymepleaserailme November 22, 2021

Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.

Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!

by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 17, 2020

Satan

Our lord

Joe: "HAIL SATAN"
Bob: "umm..."

by Lord McDonkLo November 8, 2020

Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023