hotter than satans cooter

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here
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satan sakes

It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.
For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"
by FortOfDoom September 15, 2014
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Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave
Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual
by aetherhater December 05, 2020
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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 07, 2023
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Satan Sucker

A person who is all evil, all the time. A troll. Someone who spends their lives trying to murder people by proxy. Wyoming is completely populated with them.
Wyoming breeds Satan Suckers like cattle.
by Michael V69 October 30, 2022
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Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick
Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now
by Your Mom692 February 09, 2023
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