stoned

the state achieved by smoking enough weed to believe you have awesum ninja powers (can run up walls)find everything is funnier than adam sandler x eddie murphy and is useful for talking to chicks cuz u actually care about wat the dumb hoe is saying

i got so stoned then went to school woke up the changing rooms at 5 in the afternoon and had 3 detentions which i dont know what for

by k0o47 February 27, 2008

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show with John Stewart, as proclaimed by Bill O'Reilly.

"You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."

by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

watton at stone

home of simon and his TKmax style

Check out my 20p tee, blinging mate cmon

by SimpleOne March 18, 2005

stonefaced

shitfaced and stoned

Man, you got so stonefaced last night.

by descamisada February 17, 2007

Rolling stoned

Driving or riding high on marijuana.

Got high then went for a ride. Was rolling stoned.

by Rogaro January 5, 2018

Stone Ache

When your testicles hurt off and on. Almost as if they were sore.

Kevin: Hey, dude... my balls are killing me! I think my girlfriend punched me in the balls while I was sleeping or maybe I just jerked off to much.

Andre: You're probably just having a stone ache.

by canadianNproud November 22, 2009

stoned poet

Actually a poet must be rather stoned to make this kind of crap
Yes, to be stoned or not be stoned that is the question,
whathever it isnobler to role a joint,
and by lighting,
end him.
Yes indeed, stonedness is the WAY, for me
its been a friend, an allay, a comfort,
So yes Being a Stoned Poet is being the Ganja,

I am the Whacky Tabacci,
I am Marry Jane

I am STONED POET!

by LT. Slayer February 11, 2004