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Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022
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Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer
She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.
by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022
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Detroit Steamer

When you take a massive dump before a steaming hot shower and you smell up the whole house.
Man it reeks in here! Did you just take a detroit steamer?
by 8lugsnoplugs May 30, 2021
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Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
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DC Red Line Steamer

Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021
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Seattle Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.
She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.
by SilentBen999 September 16, 2024
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Sal steamer

Where one preforms a skinning on a dog before using its bodily fluids as lube to munt the same dead dog. This potion is know as Sal's regiment. During this sex session (which may include multiple people using Sal's regiment to help slide into the dog corpse) they all preform Cleveland steamers on the dog.
My friend Hunter told me about the fun times at the diddy party. One of the planned activities included a Sal Steamer.
by Zarkzad November 1, 2024
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