slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass

by bosss1244222 December 08, 2013

Flitzwickian Slip

Similar to a Freudian Slip, except the word or phrase that is spoken is seemingly completely random and the speaker wasn't thinking about it at all

Guy 1: "Did I say paper duck? Sorry haha, Freudian slip. I meant crane. She made a paper crane."
Guy 2: "Why were you subconsciously thinking of ducks?"
Guy 1: "I really don't think I was."
Guy 2: "Then it can't have been a Freudian slip. Let's call it a Flitzwickian slip."

by BladeMaster001 June 10, 2023

Slip a mickey

When Andy drugs a person “usually well endowed” then puts his lips around your penis!

Old fuck cheese slipped me a mickey every night this month!

Slip a mickey

by CaptainStabbins74 January 02, 2020

egg slip

when a transgender person who hasn't realized their identity, slips up, so to speak, and refers to themselves as their actual identity

Person 1: Ugh, women shouldn't do things like that, right man?
Person 2: Why shouldn't I be able to do that?
Person 1: But you're a man...
Person 3: Did I just catch an egg slip???

by caspertheUFO August 19, 2022

Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide

A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.

My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.

by Thevkng October 02, 2021

horse slip

When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out

Oh no i horse slipped!

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021

slip slop slap

Having sex with a morbidly obese woman.

Last night I was at the pub and I hooked up with this fat chick and took her home and gave her the slip slop slap treatment.

by AussieKent July 24, 2014