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Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum
I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”
by Jaqass February 17, 2022
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Sleep Sleeves

When you wake up from a deep slumber and have marks on your arms from laying on them, resembling a tattoo "sleeve"
"I woke up this morning with mad sleep sleeves man"
by DatBoiRice February 13, 2017
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doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.
You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?
by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017
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sleep spike

When you wake up just to fall back asleep, possibly multiple times.
I slept for 8 hours but with the sleep spikes I don’t feel too rested
by Rævrn April 10, 2022
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sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).
You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.
by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018
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sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.
Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.
by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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Princess Sleeping

Sleeping in a pretty or weird position to prevent messing up your hair do for and upcoming event
Make sure to Princess Sleeping so your curls don't fall
by Jatii March 14, 2015
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