SAM

An acronym that means Super At Masturbation

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Other guy: jerking it cause I am SAM

by CrazeWay June 12, 2018

Sam

A female usually identified by Cookie Monster pajamas in public. She usually wears Timberland's with no laces. Halloween is her favorite time of year and crack is her drug of choose.

See that bitch shooting up in the corner. Yeah I bet her name is Sam.

by Bensterf111 December 6, 2018

Sam

Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit

Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*

by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019

Sam

a perosn that sucks

sam you suck

by samytheqeeen January 24, 2020

Sam

just sam

he’s sam

by Randomships December 13, 2020

Sam and Colby

Sam and Colby are ghost hunting YouTubers who have helped alot of kids and young adults get through hard times, Sam Golbach and Colby Brock are hands down one of the most genuine and kindness guys you'll meet. They are very close to hitting 8 million on YouTube and have just reached 1 billion views (which is insane), and the best part is they 100% desreve it. In my opinion you won't find people kinder or as good of friends then them, they have been best friends for soooo long and are truly amazing role models for younger generations. They respect their closest friends and family and of course respect their fans, We love you Sam and Colby! X

1: Have u heard about Sam And Colby?

2: Yeah they're the best!

by ILIKETHEMAZERUNNER August 31, 2022

sam

Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall

"hmmmmmmm sam?"

by Girtruid Measure March 28, 2009