Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

Doggy-Rub

Doggy-Rub refers to a sensual massage performed in the doggy-style position. In this intimate technique, the recipient is positioned on their knees, adopting the doggy style posture. Meanwhile, the masseur engages in slow, sensual strokes while providing a full back massage and penetration from behind. This method is characterized by its deliberate and gentle motions, aimed at enhancing the sensory experience.

After a long day at work, he surprised his partner with a relaxing doggy-rub to help her unwind.

by Cahill.505 January 24, 2024

Sub Rub

The act of massaging one’s abdominal at the injection site of one’s sublocade shot to excite and release the medication into the blood stream to induce an immediate high.

We watched our friend in rehab sub rub his Buddha belly over FaceTime and get lit af.

by whokilleddelaware January 27, 2024

Rubbed

An urban British slang term for something unattractive or of poor quality.

Friend 1: So what did you think of that girl last night?

Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.

by Gstarloc February 4, 2024

rub tub

A sassy way to hi-five someone

P1: give a rub tub

by Jayuhvnjdfhv May 3, 2023

Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)

Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.

by Bauls McLongcack May 9, 2023

root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023