road rainbow

When, due to a lack of extra females, one female purchases a set of different color lipstick and proceeds to give a male driver a blowjob, applying a new color every few minutes until the driver's penis looks like a gay pride flag.

"Hey honey, why don't you pick up four extra colors of lipstick while you're in CVS, and then you can give me a road rainbow on the way to church."

by pariotto August 16, 2009

Rusty Roads

Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....

10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."

by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

Road Load

When a vehicle cuts you off on a snow covered road and sprays salty white shit all over the windsheild.

Fuck that dude in that truck just sprayed me with a road load! Turn on the wipers

by Ichi_Oni January 29, 2010

Road burger

another term for road kill... used in cases of road rage

me:THAT FUCKER JUST CUT ME OFF.
friend: uh shouldn"t you slow down?!!
Me: STFU,lM GOING TO MAKE ROAD BURGER OUT OF THAT ASS

by moonpeanut September 23, 2010

Back road

The hair leading to your ass crack.

Damn I thought his happy trail was bad, you should see his back road!

by A-kendog01 July 10, 2019

Road pizza

When something is crossing the road for pizza but gets splattered by a Jeep.

Woah did you see that! It’s a road pizza in the road! ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD PIZZA!

by Bimbi guy June 10, 2019

road life

When you have no choice to eat beans n toast for breakfast lunch and tea. When u gotta shift 3 boxes to pay off ya debts with big baz. When u on dem curbz, 24/8

You know I live this road life my g

by Tony 9 bags February 21, 2017