road dick

When a married or commited guy is away from home he brings his 'road dick' to screw girls like he's single.

Tiger Woods brought his road dick with him when he went on golf tournaments.

by gasman1 July 27, 2011

road rainbow

When, due to a lack of extra females, one female purchases a set of different color lipstick and proceeds to give a male driver a blowjob, applying a new color every few minutes until the driver's penis looks like a gay pride flag.

"Hey honey, why don't you pick up four extra colors of lipstick while you're in CVS, and then you can give me a road rainbow on the way to church."

by pariotto August 16, 2009

road rules

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by gggggggggggggg July 18, 2003

road soldiers

Beers to be consumed whilst driving or riding in a car. Alternative term: "road sodas".

'We picked up a case and broke out one six for road sodas'.

by MrB in da LV March 31, 2004

Rusty Roads

Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....

10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."

by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

road flipping

Term used when someone seems to be 'tripping'.

Fuckin brian ate 3 rolls an 2 hits of acid last nite and he started road flippin on me coming back from the club.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

Road pizza

When something is crossing the road for pizza but gets splattered by a Jeep.

Woah did you see that! It’s a road pizza in the road! ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD PIZZA!

by Bimbi guy June 10, 2019