(Must have jagged or uncut nails) When the male grabs the females ass cheeks during intercourse and inserts his nails into her ass crack, spreads it open and shakes it viciously.
B: "How's your wife, dude?"
A: "My girlfriend didnt make dinner last night, so I gave her a Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake, she hates me and now we're getting a divorce."
B: "Oh shit."
A: "My girlfriend didnt make dinner last night, so I gave her a Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake, she hates me and now we're getting a divorce."
B: "Oh shit."
by Oklahoma hater 9821 August 17, 2025
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Get the Rim & Foot Fandango mug.The date last night went well. She was super sweet but a bit of a brat so I had to give her the ol' spicy rim sprinkles
by Estasje October 8, 2025
Get the Spicy Rim Sprinkles mug.When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.
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When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
by Rim-turd January 10, 2026
Get the rim-turd mug.When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
by Rim-turd January 10, 2026
Get the rim-turd mug.1. An instance where your roommate’s turd exits the anus in such a way that it curls around the inner-rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.
2. An annoying person who won’t go away.
*See also*- Porno “rim-turding”(verb)
The act of an obnoxiously short penis not fully penetrating the anus resulting in a very pissy and irate reaction from the recipient. Also known as “hanging out around the rim” or “heavy hoopin’”.
2. An annoying person who won’t go away.
*See also*- Porno “rim-turding”(verb)
The act of an obnoxiously short penis not fully penetrating the anus resulting in a very pissy and irate reaction from the recipient. Also known as “hanging out around the rim” or “heavy hoopin’”.
1. “How is that possible?” The turd is curled around the inner-rim of the bowl and won’t flush.”
“Hmm. Must’ve been a rim-turd.”
2. “Go away! You’re such a rim-turd!”
** “What’s the matter?”
“My boyfriend rim-turded me all night. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
“Hmm. Must’ve been a rim-turd.”
2. “Go away! You’re such a rim-turd!”
** “What’s the matter?”
“My boyfriend rim-turded me all night. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
by Rim-turd January 10, 2026
Get the rim-turd mug.When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
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