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Retard Vibes

When you get the sense that someone near you is a complete retard.
Robert: Hey Paul.
Paul: What?
Robert: Im getting the retard vibes off that guy?
Paul: Yeah, he does seen weird.
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Retard Aura

An aura that surrounds dumb people. That inadvertently causes the people spending time around said dumb person to suffer the effects of being dumber. This effect is not permanent it is only temporary.
Sorry, I can't seem to talk right. Must be because I was sitting close to George in his Retard Aura.
by Jodelosa November 10, 2010
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Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010
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undiagnosed retarded

Also referred to as: "under the radar retard", "genius on the short bus", "functional stupidity", etc...

Someone that exhibits all the signs of mental retardation yet has somehow flown under the radar to date. A person eligible for the Special Olympics yet unaware of their eligibility, even if family and friends around the person see it clearly. A person of limited logic and decision making capabilities that is sometimes able to pass for normal.
Person A: Wait a minute.... what the hell did he do?
Person B: Ralphy quit his management job yesterday because he thinks he can make more money bussing tables
Person A: Ralph is undiagnosed retarded... what did you expect?
Person B: True...
by Kneel4me August 26, 2013
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retarded parker

A moronic slightly slow, gay ass, fucking idiot with a millimeter Peter chode. Will most likely grow to be a child predator/rapist. He should have been gassed not the Jews. If you sreally him shoot on site
by Robertisbetterthanparker September 7, 2017
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Gay Retard

by Dhfofodkbsbsj July 25, 2017
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Emotionally retarded

Showing signs of being a sociopath and generally having no idea of how to interact with humans.
Gf: why don't you pay for everything?

Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5

Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?

Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.

Emotionally Retarded
by Really,really? September 28, 2018
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