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Random

The way a girl makes you feel when she acts more interested than you but then decides to change her mind a week later.
I am literally the most random guy on the planet rn. Last week Molly acted so interested in me and now she's ghosting me for no reason.
by AirTrafficControl2 October 8, 2023
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Random f’ing citizen

(Noun) One who attends town meeting and dares to inquire about town politics, rules , regulations, hypocrisy.

A taxpayer with a brain full of intelligence and a soul with integrity who fears nothing.

One who questions the decisions and policies of town employees whose salary is paid by said RFCs.
The selectman were questioned at length' by the random f’ing citizens over the decision to decline a special town meeting.

The random f’ing citizens gathered signatures to have a special town meeting to allow a vote on an audit of the police force.
“Who are these random f’ing citizens and how dare they hold our feet to the fire? Can’t they leave us alone? “ The selectman was overheard asking at last night’s meeting.
by Canton9 January 10, 2024
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Random

Random is a choice made by nothing that boggles our human minds...
when thinking of HOW a computer makes randomness it puts you down a rabbit hole because computers follow instuentons, so how could you simulate random?
by IS THAT REAL February 5, 2021
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You would get something different and imgflip.com has the random flip feature, have you tried it?
The math test has random questions
by Qi_87 May 23, 2022
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A very obscure part of Urban Dictionary, you click the circle with the two intersecting arrows, and it stashes a bunch of random definitions together on one page, but it only includes the current top definitions for the word being defined. The definitions can be about anything. The Random page also constantly updates with brand new definitions. It’s hard to explain. Once you try it, you’ll get it.
Random is probably the weirdest part of Urban Dictionary, no one really knows why it’s a thing, no one ever talks about it, and yet it’s still there, right on your screen. Some people have never noticed it or used it, but it still lurks at the top.
by nlolhere June 29, 2020
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Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.
Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..
by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008
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Random Train Boy

A person who shares the inherent interior essence of a locomotive engine and has a propensity for sporadic social tea drinking rituals, often leading to unforseen adventures with a stranger. Can be dangerous.
Never talk to strangers, especially not a Random Train Boy.
by RTG July 28, 2003
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