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Randomizer

a thing that chooses for you
Wow the randomizer said yea
by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020
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Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.
- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!
by Gormit November 20, 2024
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Randomness

Guy 1: Dude this is such randomness...
Guy 2: Who the fuck says randomness?
by MISTER MlSTER November 1, 2023
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Random Miami

When some dude is jumping up yelling "Miami!" in a very inappropriate situation, this is called a random Miami. The random Miami has to be executed truely without any context to be classified as a classic random Miami. A random Miami is said to occur very rarely and therefore is an event only the luckiest of man will experience more than once in his lifetime.
Some dude: "MIAMI!!!" - "Wow, was that just a classic random Miami? My grandfather told me about this!"
by the_bj March 1, 2019
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Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time
"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.
by WassabiChild February 11, 2017
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random

A very obscure part of Urban Dictionary, you click the circle with the two intersecting arrows, and it stashes a bunch of random definitions together on one page, but it only includes the current top definitions for the word being defined. The definitions can be about anything. The Random page also constantly updates with brand new definitions. It’s hard to explain. Once you try it, you’ll get it.
Random is probably the weirdest part of Urban Dictionary, no one really knows why it’s a thing, no one ever talks about it, and yet it’s still there, right on your screen. Some people have never noticed it or used it, but it still lurks at the top.
by nlolhere June 29, 2020
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Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.
Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..
by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008
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