Riley

AYo any guy named riley is a bitch. Done.

One time in fourth grade
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch

by Aurora11223345<on snap May 1, 2020

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A 7"8 NBA player who lived in a shit area his entire childhood. He later became EPIC at basketball and this is when his Dad returned.

"He's good at basketball"
"Yeah, that's Riley"

by Al-an May 11, 2020

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Fat chode with the gayest haircut you have ever fucking seen

He has 300 bags of junk food in his locker and is basically a walking foam ball.

"Look at riley, what a fat chode"
"He is probably going to die of diabetes"

by Pseudo in your mums house May 31, 2020

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Riley Blow

A girl with no friends or love life

Person “Who is riley blow”
Person: “she is a girl with not one person

by randompersonnnnn May 31, 2020

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Riley (J)

Riley a national treasure! With a huge dick :)

Girl 1: did you see Riley (J)?
Girl 2: yes! He’s a national ducking treasure with a huge dick

by Woahhhhellloooo June 7, 2020

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Riley

A diplamaldikat made by a holy herb smelling cockroach sandwiched in between a tater tot that got shoved up someones butthole and shot out their nose, and a handkerchief made of dyed eyelashes, which is very itchy.

Guys look! My aglet turned into a Diplamaldikat! No, wait, it's a RIley!
Wow!

by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

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