Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

poopy pants

The most offensive thing a kindergartner can say.

Kindergartner: Poopy pants! Poopy pants!
Teen: Fuck off.

by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018

Pants Pinky

An extremely small penis.

"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."

by Thach master January 9, 2009

pantshittingly

Adjective; can be used to describe how drunk one got the night before.

I got pantshittingly drunk last night and woke up in the morning smelling like shit and shame.

by derebeker June 7, 2011

Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.

"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"

by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011

Plantsville

a village in southington, ct where all the rich yet broke kids live. they buy hella weed and drugs and alcohol with their parents money. everyone goes to school high with their juuls and smoks and sols. all the lax players are hella gay and the football players are wack. taylor and anna and sara(h) are the names of the hoe-est bitches in town. devin (or any other spelling of it), charlie, and josh are the guys with the highest body counts in town. every girl at shs has gotten revealed on "ct exposed" at least once. all the poor kids gotta act rich and all the rich kids act richer than they is. all the drugs and alcohol and just errything is hellllllla over priced.

steve: lets go to plantsville to get weed.

jake: that shit too expensive, lets go to hartford instead.

by wackassfuckingwhore August 1, 2019

Pants👖

A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵

I have pants👖on my legs

by emercado10 November 27, 2019