Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.
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Get the To pull a jackson mug.to use the excuse of having a violent allergic reaction to jellyfish to skip school for a day to either finish any previous unfinished homework or not take a test when everyone else does to get answers upon returning to school the next day.
Bill: Where's John? We have a huge test today.
Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.
Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.
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Get the Pulling addiction mug.A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.
1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly
1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly
1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."
2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"
3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."
4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."
5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."
2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"
3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."
4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."
5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."
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Dio: "Oh, Jotaro, you're approaching me?"
Jotaro: "I can't start pulling a Broghan without getting close."
Jotaro: "I can't start pulling a Broghan without getting close."
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