mississippi mud puddle 

while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.

"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"

"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"

mississippi mud puddle by Robert Newton/Bruce Mehr January 6, 2008

puddle 

An affectionate term given to a vagina. Insinuates that the vagina is already moist and delectable.

I would love to lap your puddle and make you cum.

puddle by JimmiDigital January 26, 2003

pudding 

a squishy snack that comes in many flavors including chocolate vanilla and bannana

Boy:would you like some pudding?
Girl:yes

pudding by Kittykatpuddingfat September 20, 2006

pudwacker 

A man which will do anything for a women he likes and that does not like him back. Buy gifts,do favors,give soul.. etc. without getting anything in return.

Steven: Where is Jeff?
Nick: Oh hes with Laci
Steven: That pudwacker is always with her doing shit for her, is he even getting any game?
Nick: No she has a BF and he dosn't know ... HA!

pudwacker by Joe Doll April 25, 2005

puddle skipper 

A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself.

"Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?"
"A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!"
"Wow. What a total puddle skipper!"

puddle skipper by LightBoy December 9, 2005

emo pudding 

blood

lets go to the emo corner and make us up some emo pudding

emo pudding by chazmoo December 24, 2008

selling pudding pops 

It's when you are under the influence of either alcohol or drugs and start to sound like bill cosby when he sells pudding pops ( slurring words, sounding inebriated)

Janet was so drunk last night everytime she spoke she sounded like she was selling pudding pops.

selling pudding pops by Becca Licious January 16, 2011