post pounder

A girls vagina

She slammed that post pounder right on me last night

by powerchocker July 18, 2017

Oops Post

A post that you make in a thread that you didn't intend to make or just look horrible and you go to delete/edit it really fast.

Johnny made an oops post in Introduction and then edited it to say something else.

by Deathspawn February 1, 2010

Post-Scary

Used to describe a movie of the horror genre that isn't scary until you leave the theater. Thinking about it when you are lying in bed or home alone at night brings fear and anticipation.

Victim in bed: That wasn't a scary movie.... Monster looked like shit.
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....

by Combat_Boots July 25, 2012

Post-jack

Hijacking someones facebook post with meaningless off-topic banter.

D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!

M: Mmm Polly-waffle

D: Did you just Post-jack?

by Meshies May 17, 2010

post-skank

To have lost all skank value.
The aftermath of being a hideous skank, therefore losing everything including her drug dealer and her dickhead "friends".

After a life of being a skank without cause, she became a post-skank and grandma at the age of 30.

by m d y May 16, 2009

Simp Post

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.

Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!

by andimak2639 March 17, 2020

Fence Post

Used to describe a close minded person that will argue for the sake of arguing. They will take a stance against you regardless of the information presented, accuracy is not important. If proven wrong via facts, they will continue to argue and/or attempt to move the conversation to a different topic.

This Reddit user is a fence post. Move along and stop wasting your time.

by Kint Macedonia October 29, 2019