humping post

Good steady source of pussy

I have a steady humping post

by honey lips July 31, 2016

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Snuggle Post

Generally used to describe people who give free hugs, but can be used to refer to anyone whose main purpose is to allow others to snuggle them. It can also be applied to inanimate objects made for snuggling, such as teddy bears and trees.

Brendan tried to push Cindy away, but she clung to him like he was a goddamn snuggle post.

by chessapphire1214 January 20, 2009

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post holes

phenomenon resulting from lack of status updates on Facebook.

I checked my Facebook this morning and saw post holes. Greg must be on vacation again. He has not posted anything for a couple of days.

by demon71 September 1, 2010

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Post-Scary

Used to describe a movie of the horror genre that isn't scary until you leave the theater. Thinking about it when you are lying in bed or home alone at night brings fear and anticipation.

Victim in bed: That wasn't a scary movie.... Monster looked like shit.
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....

by Combat_Boots July 25, 2012

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post up

A basketball term in which an offensive player pushes his ass into a defender in hopes to push the defender backwards. The goal is to get closer to the hoop and get a basket.

He better post up against lebron if you want to make a basket

by Naturecamper July 10, 2016

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