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$PORK

1. **Verb ($pork):** To influence or drive something (such as a project, stock, or idea) with powerful momentum, either positively (upward) or negatively (downward). Usage can refer to the act of investing energy, resources, or strategy in a way that significantly changes the trajectory of the target.

2. **Adjective ($pork’d):** Describes a situation, object, or concept that has been significantly impacted or altered, exhibiting either a rapid gain or loss in value, status, or effectiveness.

3. **Noun ($pork):** A stake, position, or hold in an initiative, investment, or idea that is subject to dramatic swings in momentum or value. It implies a dynamic and volatile nature, where the outcome can be highly unpredictable and influenced by external forces or decisions.
Verb: They decided to $pork the new initiative, pouring unprecedented resources into it.

Adjective: After the announcement, the stock was completely $pork’d, hitting record highs by noon.

Noun: They have a major $pork in the company, which could either make or break their year. @porkcoineth @Pond0x
by chefderek.eth February 6, 2024
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Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.
"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."
by Flakybun February 7, 2025
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Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT
Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans
by Papa Ave May 11, 2022
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Pork Rag

you will see there is always more than anyone will every experience the pork shall not be ragged
that man thinks he can pork rag what a vile retribution
by provoked pork June 9, 2021
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Bagging Pork

Putting the boots to the old lady after a big meal.
We were going to go out for ice cream after dinner but we figured bagging pork would be more fun.
by firefighter0585 July 12, 2022
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The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.
by Ring pirate June 13, 2018
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Pork Chop

Andrew Brown is a pork chop
by BigPork5000 February 12, 2018
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