Pork snout

to stick your nose in someone's ass

he's a porksnouter. at work and at home. At work, he suckss up to his boss because he is a pork snout. At home, when he has coitis with his wife, he pork snouts her

by Burmuda triangle November 6, 2016

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porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

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Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

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Pork the Pringles

When you stick your dick in an empty Pringles can

Harris: Tonight I'm gonna sit back, relax, and pork the Pringles.

by DukeOfNarwhals July 13, 2018

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When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.

When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.

by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020

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Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 25, 2022

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