termagant pole 

if you ever see this person run. termagant pole is an aggresive but friendly scp who is to be kept in his corner. Jimmy tea time is his favourite time. very stanky woman!!!!!

random person: HEY! WHY IS TERMAGANT POLE NOT IN HIS CORNER
random person 2: I-I-I he wanted to join me for jimmy tea time......
random person: this is why we put you both in his corner

termagant pole by ilikepotatowaffles February 5, 2023

Scrotum Pole 

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.

"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"

Scrotum Pole by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

Afrikaans pole maintenance 

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.

What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?

Afrikaans pole maintenance by Qi_87 April 21, 2023

SCROTUM POLE 

What a woman sees when three or more sexual partners penis or penis replacements are stacked shortest to longest before penetration occurs. The view will resemble penis head, on top of penis head, on top of penis head, and so on and so forth if attempting more.
Also can be viewed in the same manner in oral situations. This is not limited to women just being the recipiant in the oral view.

Person 1
Me, Bryan and Timmy gave Mary her first view of a Scrotum Pole.
Person 2
It's Bryan, Timmy, and I ....
Person 1

Hey fellas, looks like we got another english major wanting to take her turn on the scrotum pole!

SCROTUM POLE by Chuck U Farlie May 12, 2023

hippie pole 

A pole that is used to express messages of peace and love. Also used for hippie AIDS transmitting rituals

Did you see the hippie pole in Kay Porter Park? Heavy vibes man

TUESDAY NIGHT HIPPIE POLE

hippie pole by Sneebles June 20, 2023

brown pole 

The act of using anything in a phallic manner for the purposes of anal sex.

Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.

brown pole by Octospectre June 26, 2023

butt pole 

A large, 3-6cm wide pole used to be inserted into the anus for maximum penetration. Typically used with and or by a partner. The length of the pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity and is most commonly used by closeted straight men. You probably know many of these men.

John picked up a male hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.

butt pole by Likemadick July 7, 2023