Piss-witch

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.

"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."

by secretsandpies November 11, 2015

Piss parade

When you are to nice of a person to tell people no or to just "lay down the law"

When you get taken advantage of...

Maria and Chandler moved in a few months ago. They don't pay rent and hardly do any cleaning. They were told from the start they should try to chip in as much as they can.

"What the fuck am I to you, a Piss Parade?? I shouldn't HAVE to tell you to clean up after yourself it's common sense!!"

by Sabrina Alexandra L. April 6, 2016

Piss in peace

Piss in peace is a term used to talk about urinating alone

I waited for my annoying roommate to leave so I could piss in peace.

by Nightmarez4Dayz September 19, 2016

pise

Pise is a couple that everyone ships

I- omg pise is so cute
C- omg ikr otp!!

by Piseobbessed November 5, 2017

Piss eyed squirrel

An emotion which exceeds the level of frustration of a rabid animal.

My coach was madder than a piss eyed squirrel when I scored for the other team.

by Crafty creations June 12, 2018

Piss Trout

Someone who is always bitchin' and acting like a cunt

"Wow you're acting like a real piss trout"

by burdenbageater69 May 29, 2018

Piss Tube

In Vietnam, there were two separate places to do bathroom chores. For a dump, there were shitters, most with multiple holes with 50 gallon drums underneath. The designated "shit-burner" would pull the drums out, add diesel oil and set on fire. If you just needed to pee, there were piss tubes around the area. Many were made by pounding old rocket tubes into the ground at an angle, and adding a piece of screen on the top end. In some of the more refined camps, a semicircle of tin would provide a bit of privacy. In my unit, the largest shitter (a 6-holer) was generally overfilled after dark for troops having extended "smoke breaks"

Hey new-boot, if you need to crap, the shitter is over there, if you just have to pee, you'll find several piss tubes throughout the area.

by ThorMonster September 2, 2018