the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 01, 2017
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When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015
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phlacid phantom

A person who is acting, & dressing into a sexual character like a super hero, but has a soft limp pens as a silly super power.
Last night I dressed up as the phlacid phantom and role played with my wife.
by Yayaye January 09, 2015
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Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it
So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha
by Misscriant October 31, 2020
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Phantom Head

When you got head to good you can still feel it
“Her dome game was so good I got phantom head and it’s been like a week”
by Fungoid October 12, 2020
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Phantom Blunt Syndrome

Waking up still feeling high and mouth is dry from the blunt smoked in a dream.
by SyntheticDreams September 12, 2022
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Phantom Texts

When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.
I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.
by askannAar November 19, 2015
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