Peach

The worst fucking fruit ever. They aren't even allowed for the whole world to eat and they look like ass. They literally looo like ass

Do you want your christian kids to eat a demonic fruit that symbolizes a sexual part of the body? NO

Worst of all, peaches went to jail, fuck that bitch. She should go to hell

Peaches arent even pretty, all those drawings of peaches ARE ALL TOO CUTESIFIED PEACHES ARENT EVEN PINK WTF AT LEAST MANGOES ARE YELLOW AND ORANGE IN ILLUSTRATIONS MANGOES ARE BETTER MANGOES ARE BETTER FUCK PEACHES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES

God: Hey, peaches are like, the worst fruit to ever exist

Satan: Yeah they are lmao

by Factsandmoreaccuratefacts September 18, 2020

Peach

NORTH AMERICAN
Noun
1. a unit of measurement typically of weight equal to a microscopic organism
2. a unit of measurement of volume generally equal to or less than a molecule

Adjective
3. Cocky; arrogant; conceited; egotistical

(Example 1)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I just bench pressed like 4 peaches!

Dude2: WOW bro...you’re weak as fuck!!!

(Example 2)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I’m always pulling bitches. I got bitches washing my clothes, cooking me food and grabbing things off the top shelf that I can’t reach.
Dude 2: Wow bro...you’re being a real peach.

by PeachyOh July 28, 2019

Peach

An amazing and gorgeous person. The bestest friend you can have. A very kind Person. You are lucky to have her as a friend. She will always have your back. No matter what happens she will always be with you. She is the most amazing, lovely, beautiful and cutest person and friend ever!

Peach is the most amazing friend ever!

by Don’t Worry, Be Hippie November 12, 2017

Upper Peach Street

The term people in Erie use to describe the upper part of Peach Street, which doesn’t make any sense since it’s going lower but everybody still calls it that anyways. Upper Peach Street is mostly the area below West 26th Street or the area of Peach Street in Summit Township where all the shopping centers are at.

I gotta drive to upper peach street to do some shopping.

by shuffleboard June 27, 2021

Slurp on the Peach

When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.

Never slurp on the peach with an African girl

by Ghost Rider ;) October 19, 2017

peach basket

A party or event that has only women and no guys

girl 1 : it's a total peach basket here

girl 2 : I know right

by tdagreat May 16, 2018

thumping peaches

When two females of any species rub their vaginal lips (pussies) together. Lesbian Sex.

God dammit babe, The lesbians upstairs are “thumping peaches” again!

by Dangalangtime69 June 17, 2022