POOF!

To figuratively knock someone head clean off their shoulders.

To punch someone with all your power.

To cause intensive harm or damage, preferably to the head.

This bitch had the nerve to give me these dirty looks. I stared that bitch down like I"ll "POOF!" Ya Shit.

If you play games with my money ima "POOF!" Ya Shit. (As to say: I'ma knock your fucking head off)

by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013

Poofar

When you hold in a fart for ages and it turns out to be pooh.

Dude 1. "Block ya nose I've been holding this one in for ages!"
Dude 2. "Dude! That stinks! Is it crap?"
Dude 1. "Yeah, I think it's a poofar."

by Dr Language. March 13, 2014

pooflefloss

The little bit of toilet paper that sticks in the cleft of the buttocks, to be discovered later in the shower.

I hate it when I get pooflefloss in my duck butter.

by Pontos November 29, 2014

pfoofer valve

the correct spelling of the phrase "foo-foo valve". Reference to the noise when one lets an accidental pass gas "pfoof/pfft", and more obscure but relevant reference to the slang australian (and new zealand) term for a gay man "poof"- as indirectly referring to the anus.

he nearly blew his pfoofer valve

by random cat March 4, 2015

Poofs

A awesome duck who likes to party all day, and LOVES to drink Pepsi.

Bob: awe look at that cute Poofs over there wobbling fast towards us

Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*

by Spuffy01 March 9, 2015

poofliefloof

Poofliefloof is another way to say "I love you"

Poofliefloof, Lyndsay

by 3247 March 30, 2016

Poofed

To be really tored or exhausted

He is really poofed

by Ech58 August 20, 2016