Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation
by ghddfg October 25, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god
by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. A curly headed irish man who has abs of steel and looks like an italian stallion. Patrick loves to play guitar and spend long late nights with his girlfriend, Stephanie Brown.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.
"hey did you go see ironman in the movie theatre?" "Nah i saw Patrick Roche instead."
"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."
"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."
by italianstallion123 November 4, 2011
Get the Patrick Rochemug. The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021
Get the Sane Patrick's Daymug. by Bawi min October 23, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020
Get the Patrick Wizel Cocktailmug. 