by FriedDogSushi November 21, 2021
Get the Oscarmug. by Oscar like pippa October 12, 2020
Get the Oscarmug. Oscar is guy with a big dick. He have a wonderful smile that every girl likes. He have a super sexy body that every girl likes. He is also good at sports and he is very strong
Oscar is so sweet
by 18cm December 11, 2016
Get the Oscarmug. An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophies about his purpose in life.
Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.
by User123456778 November 22, 2021
Get the Oscarmug. by Oscar Cui May 25, 2018
Get the Oscar Cuimug. Luck E. Oscar is quite literally a god amongst men. He knows everything about reality and doesn't let even the smallest thing slide. He walks in the normal society among us, but he is always helping humanity without people even realising it.
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he is better than Nick.
He believes in realism and he is right about realism.
Hoes tryna smash, but he ignores them because he doesn't want a relationship. He is married to the hustle.
Quiet but still a good guy
My beloved, I hope you rest in peace. I will never forget you.
More info:
he is better than Nick.
He believes in realism and he is right about realism.
Hoes tryna smash, but he ignores them because he doesn't want a relationship. He is married to the hustle.
Quiet but still a good guy
My beloved, I hope you rest in peace. I will never forget you.
a random person: "HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MESSIAH?!"
2nd random person: "That's what they all ask. Oscar is an atheist anyway, so stfu"
2nd random person: "That's what they all ask. Oscar is an atheist anyway, so stfu"
by ChillaEnt September 14, 2022
Get the Oscarmug. Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.
Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021
Get the Oscarmug.