Ohio

A state that's so atrocious for no god damn reason and it should stop existing immediately.

Person 1: Im going to Ohio for a trip, what should I do there.
Person 2: Leave

by cheezitbox0927 June 6, 2022

skibdi ohio gyatt rizz sigma siping on grimace shake

BRAIN ROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kindergartener:skibdi ohio gyatt rizz sigma siping on grimace shake

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

Ohio Spaghetti

Spaghetti, but made with macaroni noodles. Referred to as "Ohio" because it's wrong.

May also include hot dogs, ketchup, or Chef Boyardee.

"Meemaw makes the best hot damn Ohio spaghetti in the trailer park!"

by FailingtoRealize February 8, 2025

Ohio

the goofiest state where your uncle can do anything, people drive Ford150's. and whatever other crazy shit happens there too.

Sign: WELCOME TO OHIO (what are you doing in ohio? seriously dude, turn back)
Man: "Nah I'm good."

by that ugly busted doorframe November 18, 2022

Ohio

O- Only
H- Happen
I- In
O- Oklahoma

Guy 1 "Ohio Memes are so old."
Guy 2 "Factz!"
Guy 1 " Let's bully another state!"
Guy 2 "Yeah.. hmmmmm what about Oklahoma?"
Guy 1 " That a good State"
Guy 2 " Ohio stands for only happen in Oklahoma"

by Black Jamal February 14, 2023

Greenwich, Ohio

Nobody knows we're here. It's like some itsy bitsy place that has a population of 2000. Usually if someone asks where you're from, you say a half hour south of Norwalk or 45 minutes south of Cedar Point.

Greenwich has one high school, South Central. There's really nothing big there. But they're known to have the crappiest gym in the Firelands Conference. Every Friday night you're either at a basketball game or at a football game. Plain as that. But everything went downhill when Mr. Helickson came in. We all know it. Or, when you have lockdowns on exam day :/

Greenwich has one gas station and one dollar general! Isn't that interesting? No. No it's not. Who wants to know about Greenwich anyways🙄

Person 1 Where you from?

Person 2 Greenwich, Ohio

Person 1 Nevever heard of it.
Person 2 ughhhh

by God bless America x2 February 21, 2017

Ohio Whitetail

when you ejaculate onto the back of a black person then proceed to dry the semen by getting a hot iron and ironing their back. causing the semen dots to dry and stain the back white, making the individuals back look like an Ohio Whitetail Deer.

Ricky: What you gonna do with your girl tonight DeAngelo?
DeAngelo: I’m gonna do the Ohio Whitetail to her.

by theking41 November 20, 2025