by Amschel February 25, 2025
Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.
Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.
Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.
by Slutty ass condom October 01, 2020
Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
by cowtopus January 09, 2023
by ya_mama_made_dat October 17, 2017
by fhndnjcndjen November 01, 2019
Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.
Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.
Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.
Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.
Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.
"Damn that condom"
by Abi Hall October 21, 2018