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School

Where you are right now. When you are very bored so you look up school while you are there.
Hey bro we should look up school on urban dictionary!
by Relizable May 7, 2019
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School

Absolute hell. People who don't like school are called "dumb" and people who actually like it are "nerds"

It is hell for both sides and nobody wins
Mrs. Insertlastname: School is cool!

Bob the student: No it isn't
by IntergalactalEnergy January 10, 2023
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School

N. An abusive penitentiary located within the planet of male cow excrement. Cow excrement dwells in the galaxy of Camel genitalia.
School is a prison on planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!
by BitterIrony March 17, 2015
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School

School is a serious cruel punishment when you know nothing. Usually it starts around 4-5 years old, suffering from hard work of pain. You eat shitty food. You have to be quit and can't talk to friends, and one of the worst things in school is the state test to see if you gain any smartness. If not you get disadvantages. You get 12 years of school and if you go to college it's like 14-20 years of school. Elderly people are the survivors. Ask you grandparents. They will tell you everything. School Sucks, and you can't stop it. Just like prison.
by Citorealia May 21, 2017
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School

So, school goes on for about 7 hours a day for about 180 days of the year. That one year of school is 1,260 hours of our life that are wasted on mostly useless subjects. now times 1,260 by 12 years of school. You get 15,120 hours. That's just 1st through 12th grade. now add kindergarten and preschool. That's 17,640 hours. That's the necessary stuff. Now bring in the BIG numbers.

For a bachelor's degree in college, you need to go through at least 4 years of college to get your degree so that's 5,040 hours of college. Add that onto the 17,640 hours of necessary school and you get 22,680 hours of schooling. That's 945 days of school. School wastes around 3 years of our life. Not all at once, but slowly every day, 7 hours by 7 hours.

Now, I'm not saying that school Isn't important. I'm just saying that we all probably don't need to know what the equation of pi is or what the Mayan god's names were. Maybe spend that time on how to defend ourselves, or how to raise a kid. Now, I'm only thirteen and in 7th grade but I've had 7 older siblings complain about how useless most parts of highschool seem. I'm just saying that those three years of our lives could be better spent.

(BTW, it's 1:30 in the morning so my math may be a Lil off so don't scream at me...)
Mom: JIMMY! GET UP! YOU HAVE TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!!
*Jimmy continues to sleep*
by EchoGold February 16, 2020
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school

a hell that wastes your childhood and makes you wanna die, also a prison
person1: ugh i have to go to school
person2:....your parents make you go to hell everyday!?!?!?!

person1: *Sigh* yup.. :(
by ~jelly~ February 14, 2022
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school

I have 18 essays due tommorow. Send help. School is hell .
by Keep off muggles January 8, 2018
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