Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn

To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.

“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”

by godfuckingdamnitzander February 10, 2021

Fanny front

1. Synonymous with love life.
2. The ventral opening of a lady.
3. A terrible attempt at smack talk/tough guy attitude.

1. Josh - 'Dude, how is the fanny front?'

Todd - 'Josh man, it's awesome! I have 7 girls going at

the same time! My balls look vacuum packed

they are so empty!'

2. Josh - 'Todd man, her fanny front must look like a

wizard's sleeve!'

3. Josh - 'Todd, shut yo damn mouth bitch!'

Todd - 'Dude, lose the fanny front'

by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009

Three Man Front

Where you violently and roughly get fucked by all the members of the front, phrase said by "sissified men" asking for some action in a group or unit position.

Particularly includes three men or more in per setting, with the phrase user being on the submissive role.

"God I need a Three Man Front so bad!"

by anonymous July 29, 2024

Volkswagen front-end

A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.

I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.

by coleopter September 19, 2020

on front

Another way of say deadass or you good , you’re just not having it, or someone got you fucked up and you just not having it

On front you good?

On front this shit blowing me.

On front imma fuck witchu

by Lillygold November 10, 2019

all qwyatt on the western front

How da O.K. Corral was after Mr. Earp and his law-enforcement associates engaged in their famous shootout and subdued or eliminated all of da noisily-gun-blasting outlaws.

If da outlaw gang "Cowboys" had simply followed da "no guns within city limits" ordinance and thus not run afoul of da local marshals, things might have remained "all qwyatt on the western front" for everyone involved.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Front Rumple

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!

"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"

"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"

by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009