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nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)
Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.
by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016
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Orange Nipple

The part of some oranges where one part extends out like a nipple
Jimmy: Hey dude this orange has an orange nipple
Brad: YOUR MOM HAS A ORANGE NIPPLE!
Jimmy: ...
by The Correct Answer October 13, 2016
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Nipple peaks

When something intrigues you so much one’s nipples harden.
Oh my gosh, I just got nipple peaks watching that movie, it was so cool.
by Mowgli9999 January 21, 2018
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tommy nipple

The most hardest nipple you can ever achieve.
Yo, my girl got the hardest nipples so I nicknamed them tommy nipples.
by Can't relate B May 6, 2018
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Nipple twiddler

Someone who likes to twiddle nipple or has small nipples. It is one of the best insults for a small person because they have small nipples
"Hey I was watching spongebob!"
"We'll damn you're such a nipple twiddler!"
by Shenis honeys January 9, 2013
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Forest Nipples

When a mans only hair on his chest is surrounded by his nipples.
Ew, that guy from the bar last night had totes forest nipples.
by dem00n August 3, 2013
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Nipple hoarder

A woman that will not show her breast to anything on the earth and they will stay covered forever
Guy: Aye girl let me see them tits.
Girl: No you are not allowed to see my tits.
Guy: Man bitch you be a nipple hoarder
by InsukiN October 8, 2013
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