'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'
'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'
' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'
'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'
' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)
by Lyrical gangsteress from Welling February 05, 2004
Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.
Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???
by QuacksO August 26, 2023
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
by Dalva69 November 04, 2015
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.
"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."
by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023
Suggesting that a country or place needs to be occupied/influenced by the US Military. This term arises from the US's history of occupation, invasion, and meddling in other parts of the world under the guise of liberation or spreading democracy.
Person 1: Did you hear that oil was discovered in Antarctica?
Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"
Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"
Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"
Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"
by 15thtexas1 December 06, 2021