Neck Shrek

A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.

"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"

by NeckShrek001 May 4, 2022

Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck

His head can not stop going up and down because of this

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us, you god darn piston neck”

“You fucking piston neck”

“What are ya? A fucking piston neck?!”

“Get off my land you piston neck”

Or if you are a women

“Get your willy out of my face you piston neck”

“Get off my behind, you piston neck lookin retard”

Honourable mentions

Piston Neck Pete
Piston Neck Willy

by TheHungryShoe September 28, 2020

Leather necking

The act of serving in the Marine Corps. Any Marine will know the proud heritage of a leather neck.

Timmy knew the proud tradition that his leather necking father fought for.

by Devonpooh October 6, 2011

Giraffe necking it

deepthroating it real good

Damn man, she is so good at giraffe necking it

by kmanchill May 30, 2017

Lip-neck

Where by the lack of one’s chin forms the distinct feature of the chest meeting their bottom lip in a smooth, curve-less manner. Also known as a “chinneck” it presents toad like characteristics to their appearance.

Shit, that’s one hell of a lip-neck..

by Lip-neck May 29, 2020

muddy neck

When a girl deep throats you after doing anal sex.

She had a muddy neck from her drunken adventures last night, you could smell it on her breath.

by rhiku117 February 20, 2015

neck loaf

A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.

I want to raspberry that neck loaf.

by ArchonT November 17, 2013