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Michael Masi

A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker
"Oh dear, that's a real Michael Masi you have there"
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Michael Kelso

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.
Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!
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Gianna Michaels

The sexiest porn star there is. She talks straight and sexy to guys she's doing it with.

She's just fun.
Dude the Gianna Michaels Bukkake is the sexiest video ever.

I know! She's so hot.
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Michael Clifford

He is a sex god that plays guitar and sings in a band called 5 seconds of summer with another 3 sex gods. His hair is just amazing and colorful and his smile is just cute and perfect. He believes that he is a punk rock guy but he is not, that's what makes him cuter than he is
-Hey do you like michael clifford?
-The 5sos guitarrist? i love him!
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michael jackson

The King of Pop. His album Thriller, released back in 1982, is the best selling album of all time, selling over 104 million copies world wide. He is also the King of Dance.
Michael Jackson holds the record for best selling album of all time.
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Michael Crawford

Only the MOST badass singer ever. Tends to give both straight and gay people of both genders orgasms. Very British. Very good looking in his younger years, still not all that bad.

Best known for being in a popular britcom called, "Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em" in which he played a neurotic slightly fruity character named Frank Spencer and also made insanely famous by playing The Phantom (or Erik, for the original book lovers.) in Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera".

Generally not associated with anything outside Andrew Lloyd Webber now. Not widely known anymore. Height of career sometime in the 80's.

Has been in several plays as well including (but not limited to) the following: Phantom of the Opera, Woman in White, Charly, Barnum
Michael Crawford gives all the ladies joygasms.
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Michael Jackson

A talented dancer, singer and humanitarian who is widely misunderstood due to his affection for children.
Often referred to as the Gloved One, or the King of Pop.
Has produced the best-selling album in the world, Thriller, as well as many hit singles. Known for his dance moves, including the Moonwalk.
Michael Jackson is seen to be either a pedophile by the ignorant, or a child trapped in a man's body by the psychological analyzers.
Sadly, Michael is now more well-known for his personal life rather than his extraordinary achievements in the entertainment business.
Common misconceptions include:
Michael hates his initial race, so he bleaches his skin.
Michael is a pedophile who likes to touch little boys.
Michael is now a woman.

All of these are simply the press taking advantage of a mega-celebrity. Michael has vitiligo, a disease that affects the pigmentation of one's skin and causes bright white spots to appear in random patches all over the body.
If one were to read the reliable information available regarding the molestation court case, one would realize that is wasn't even remotely possible for MJ to be guilty of the crimes which he was accused.
Michael Jackson also, despite what one might consider a feminine appearance, very much an amazing and talented man. He oozes a starry presence noticed by all around him.

Michael is a compassionate human being whose sincerity has been misinterpreted as inappropriate.

Goes to show our world is going to pot.
Sue: Have you seen Michael's performance at Moetown 25?

Jill: Yeah!!! It was awesome, everyone was singing and dancing along!

Loser: Eew, Michael Jackson?? What a fag!!

Sue and Jill: Get a life, you tabloid addict. Michael is where it's at.
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