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Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.
Michael by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022
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Michael
Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
Michael by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022
Michael
This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay
Michael by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022
Michael
He is the guy almost everyone loves.He cares about other people. When you are sad he will give you a hug or maybe a kiss if you are lucky. He is hot,cute and lovely. You can fall in love with him very easily like I did
Girl:I heard that you like Michael is that right?
Me:ya he is amazing.
Girl:I can agree and I bet he likes you back.
Me:ya he is amazing.
Girl:I can agree and I bet he likes you back.
Michael by AddisonInLove February 21, 2022