holden hoffman minecraft

a minecraft

oh my god its holden hoffman minecraft

by justausernamekeepscrolling September 20, 2021

Minecraft

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring

by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022

Minecraft Villagers

Jews...

"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

Minecraft

The game where you Mine and craft

"Creeper aww man"
"What does that mean"
"You're not a part of Minecraft community!"

by Hlshuttt1 October 29, 2022

Minecraft

Sex

Tryna play Minecraft together?

by Definitely not quigs.v1 October 15, 2019

Minecraft

Its a popular game made Mojang in 2009 then microsoft bought minecraft at 2014

Bro me and my brother had so much time playing minecraft!

by Sanskar420 November 22, 2023

minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024