Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 August 14, 2008

mexican nachos

Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.

Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?

Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.

Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?

Cracka: That's american nachos.

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

Mexican Polo

Like regular polo, but using riding mowers and rakes instead.

Juan and Carlos were playing Mexican Polo earlier today.

by Atheistzilla June 10, 2013

mexican burrito

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo

jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"

by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022

mexican sunrise

A mexican sunrise sees you shitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, usually with a burning asshole

Boy, I had a real Mexican Sunrise after eating all that Tabasco pepperoni!

by Tony Aroma December 24, 2003

Mexican Bukkake

when a female OR male takes about 8 mexican cocks cumming on his/her face during an orgy

Aubrey got Mexican Bukkake last nite...wut a fag

by Branden Warner August 15, 2006

mexican pony

A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.

Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.

by notamexican October 16, 2008