Scientific Method Bias

The specific bias where one treats a particular understanding of the scientific method—usually the simplified hypothesis-experiment-conclusion model from textbooks—as the exclusive, universal, and timeless template for all legitimate knowledge-seeking. Scientific Method Bias dismisses historical sciences (geology, astronomy, evolutionary biology) because they can't run experiments, social sciences because they can't fully control variables, and any inquiry that doesn't match the template as somehow less valid. It mistakes one useful procedure for the procedure, one historical development for the timeless standard, one cultural product for the universal logic of inquiry.

Scientific Method Bias Example: "He claimed history wasn't a real science because you can't run experiments on the past—pure Scientific Method Bias, mistaking one field's methods for the definition of science itself."

by Dumu The Void March 13, 2026

Ralph Method

The Ralph method, named for how you form an R shape while doing it is a method of self pleasure originating from Fremont, California, indulges in the activity of curling your legs up against the wall, curling yourself into a ball and sucking your own dick.

"Yo bro I just did the Ralph method"

"Hey be honest, do you do the Ralph method?"

by Cumoing Boing March 15, 2026

Vacuum method

Sucking a girls vagina to prevent pregnancy

Shall we do the vacuum method

by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025

Stone Method

When someone, dressed as a rat, sits down on top of an uneven surface and shimmies, causing them to slide across the ground in the popular Roblox game '2 Player Rat Tycoon'.

'Yo, I'm cooking, I did the Stone Method'

by Ratatoing July 5, 2025

Shivers Method

A method of discreetly masturbating while talking or standing beside someone. First coined in a TikTok where a person claimed that they where “shivering” while masturbating.

Eww, harry is using the shivers method.

by Mayo for Sam July 11, 2025

Chivers Method

A method of discreetly masturbating while eating or drinking beside someone. First coined in a TikTok where a person claimed that they where “shivering” while masturbating.

Did you see Jonathan, he was using the Chivers method today at lunch with Ruby

by Trafffic July 16, 2025

Mafia meteor

...overnight (red-eye) flight from Las Vegas to the Midwest or east coast in the 1960s and 1970s with organized crime members transporting money skimmed from casino receipts to the heads of the organized crime families pirmarily in Chicago, Newark, and New York.

Can also apply to the connecting flights from Chicago to Newark/New York after the overnight flight from Las Vegas.

...the bagmen were on the mafia meteor on Sunday night.

by Bertpeters1 August 3, 2025