Mario

it's-a him

i like to play mario games

by mememayhem October 2, 2020

Mario

Mario is a strong good-looking boy who has the greatest sexual power. He is tall and stronger than most. His abilities are manipulating people and seducing girls. In addition, he has a perfect body and a positive charisma. He is mysterious and comes either from Italy or from Greece. He is shy to all nice. But you should not provoke him. He is ambitious and protects his friends and family by all means.

Mario is Boss

by Teenager202 January 6, 2017

Mario day

If you have a friend named Mario, you will have to do what he says for 1 day (Note: if he doesn't, he has to change his name to whatever Mario wants)

Mario: Hi diego, its mario day

Diego: Yes
Mario: i want pizza :D

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Mario

Mario is the soul of the group, a sincere and shy person, he knows who his friends are and he will never leave them alone.

Mario is fantastic.

by klk mamawebo November 23, 2021

german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.

german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.

by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015

Mario Karted

when you're playing Mario Kart and you're in 1st and then you get hit by a ton of red, green and blue shells, bananas, stars and bullet bills (bullet bill william) and then you go into 12th (last place). WHY CPU'S AND PLAYERS!!!!11!

GRRRRRRRR UYGBYFGSDHKGAHYGD I GOT MARIO KARTED AND |NOW I"M IN LAST FGSYDHJGSCHJXGUYAJHGCYXGHDHCSDHUSZFDEDedrftvgbhnfdeftgjhIUDFHGCHVNKSJERHFCXKVHYGBSDKUJFHVDCIXKUHkuhikfHJFIKhdjfiSKHGsir7yih

by Levcreater9909 April 13, 2023

Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022