Jake Hillard Minute

A Jake Hillard Minute is when someone says “one minute” and proceeds to act 1 hour later
Bro pass the cart, in a Jake Hillard Minute
by Fetti man February 24, 2024
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5 minute drive-by

A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"
"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"
by Ginjabrd October 04, 2022
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Rosie minute

A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.
Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
by seanywester June 11, 2012
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5 more minutes

Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes
A:When are you coming
B:5 more minutes (gets slapped through the screen)
A:dont be lyin brah.
by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023
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2 minute Dipper

Man 1-Is he already done with his lip, he put it in like two minutes ago. Is he a 2 minute dipper?
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen
by Morristown high school December 19, 2013
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ten minute striker

it takes only ten minutes to orgasm during sex for somebody that is a "ten minute striker" and thus may be bullied for it.
"I bet Josh is a ten minute striker"
by UKnowItsTrue October 20, 2014
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When you realise that something isn’t right
Me: Wait a minute something ain’t right
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