Jake Hillard Minute

A Jake Hillard Minute is when someone says “one minute” and proceeds to act 1 hour later

Bro pass the cart, in a Jake Hillard Minute

by Fetti man February 24, 2024

5 minute drive-by

A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 04, 2022

Rosie minute

A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.

Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.

by seanywester June 11, 2012

5 more minutes

Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes

A:When are you coming
B:5 more minutes (gets slapped through the screen)
A:dont be lyin brah.

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

2 minute Dipper

Jake Tappen

Man 1-Is he already done with his lip, he put it in like two minutes ago. Is he a 2 minute dipper?
Man 2-Yeah he's done because he is a Jake Tappen

by Morristown high school December 19, 2013

ten minute striker

it takes only ten minutes to orgasm during sex for somebody that is a "ten minute striker" and thus may be bullied for it.

"I bet Josh is a ten minute striker"

by UKnowItsTrue October 20, 2014

Wait a minute something ain’t right

When you realise that something isn’t right

Me: Wait a minute something ain’t right

by AnonymousDudeLolOk June 03, 2021