Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

MinecraftSwaggyBoii

Minecraft wannabe Road man sucking of Pew Die Pie. He loves Minecraft and fricking pig in their pixilated assholes.Also loves fingerings ghasts.

Pig. Oh shit it's a MinecraftSwaggyBoii
Thunder:backs out
MINECRAFTSEAGGYBOII:8====D

by Nanabeen November 12, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft. The Overly OP Game That Will Trick Your Friends To Stay away From Fortnite

Mom: Honey! I Bought Fortnite for you!
Dude: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by Voodoo Snas November 13, 2019

Minecraft

One of the greatest video games of all time

YO. Wanna play Minecraft
Sure bro, i'll hop on the craft now.

by xXXpro_diamond_minerXXx November 14, 2019

minecraft

the best fucking game to ever exist.

“bro you’re a dumbass if you don’t know what minecraft is”

by 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝓂𝓎 November 24, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever!!!! Only problem is if you play than your an outcast but that’s ok because you have Minecraft.

You : I play Minecraft
Friend: what a looser
You: it’s ok cause I can play with my Minecraft girlfrind

by A_Cristmasfied_Walmart December 11, 2019

Minecraft

A legendary game made in 2009 that still cause nostalgia in adulthood.

Real gamers play Minecraft.

by Cybertoxicrtroluen January 2, 2020