MILF

A person who is incredibly talented at the art of being a person that is really fucking hot, and that will continue to be hot for the rest of their days.

Me: exists
cleanmemecoffeebean: *makes a Delicious!!!! Top
Me: SHE’S A NO, SHE IS THE MILF 🤤😩🥵

by em.mconion March 10, 2022

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF

Man I love frogs.

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”

by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022

Milf

Your mom

“Damn dude your moms a total milf”

by Ifuckyourmomandyourdad April 10, 2021

MILF

the word milf is the defintion of carters mother,

when you see her you say " oh look at that milf"

by TLBMALAV, im gay September 9, 2022

milf

mom i like feet

mom i have something to tell you, milf

by banana_6969 November 16, 2021

milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf

I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!

by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021