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milfn

Mother I'd Like to Fuck, NOT!

In the spirit of the "Not" jokes that have recently resurfaced in "Borat", a MILFN is a less than hot ass mom of a friend's that you really don't want to do.
Did you see Peter's mom?

You mean the one over there?

Yeah, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. She's a total MILFN!
by Peter Peter January 17, 2008
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Stephen Miller

It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Stephen Miller is a really creepy dude. I bet he got hard while children were being separated at the border.
by MemeB0$$ October 6, 2018
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millababy

Molkey and Desiree's love child.
millababy....hows your baby food?
by JTD March 30, 2005
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Milliput

by Anuj Nair June 11, 2008
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MIlFCheese

The orgasm of an elderly women.
When i was fucking Chads mom she unleased her milfcheese all over my nuts!
by James boldina December 13, 2009
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Milkshake Baby

The result of a woman becoming pregnant after having sex with multiple men.
After a wild night of partying and sex, the woman realized she may be pregnant with a milkshake baby.
by cgrgnr March 29, 2010
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Mile Under Club

You: Dude i just joined the mile under club.
Friend: You mean mile high club?
You: No, i fucked in submarine bro.
by R3FRACION October 10, 2011
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