Rusty Mike 

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

Rusty Mike by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

sexy mike 

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

sexy mike by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

Captain Mike 

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

Captain Mike by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

Coach Mike 

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

Coach Mike by 188888995 July 29, 2021

Jesse McKeddie 

A miniscule man who complains about being short and always says he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. His first girlfriend turned trans a year later and doesn't date men, also kissed them in a forest but will deny any knowledge of this

Person 1 "You see Jesse McKeddie i heard he said "" I pray to god that i grow 4 inches to be 6 foot""
Person 2 "what a weirdo

Jesse McKeddie by LLeonard January 7, 2022

Father Mike’s 

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles

Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up

Father Mike’s by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022

hope mikealson 

the only legendary tribid on legacies,originals, her parents are hayley marshall and klaus mikealson.

have you heard about hope mikealson? shes from legacies.

hope mikealson by lolyomama February 11, 2022