lobster card

The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.

"Can you please top up my lobster card"

by KevinKofta March 13, 2019

*looks up*

When a person looks up they either have to sneeze really badly or they want to make the person they are talking to look like an idiot. Or the person is completely a fucking retard.

John: What's up dude!
Sean: Ayy *looks up*

John: What? *looks up*
Sean: Wtf are you doing?

by JEWishNazIKnows March 19, 2019

Lobs

The new word people call each other. Short for lobster 🦞.

Synonym- dawg, hoss, frank, boy

Oo lobs wais d word?
Hi lobs how are you today?
Lobs , what time yuh coming by meh?
Lobs you look very handsome

by gabbibarbie June 19, 2019

Lobster Rock

When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock

“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”

by Lobster Rock July 14, 2019

Loobys

A term for shoes

Walk a mile in these looby loobys

by Bizni cantaloupe 🍈 July 19, 2019

looks orphan

When you are the only attractive person in your family.

Yeah basically I’m a looks orphan.

by Ericopolis August 12, 2019

Lobstritician

A Doctor that specializes in lobsters

Bob is a lobstritician and keeps butter at his practice!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019