Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out

Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."

by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.

Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020

liberal

Commonly regarded as a catch-all term for "person I do not like."

Person A: <controversial opinion>
Person B: Liberal!

Person C: I'm a liberal.
Person D: Why? Why would you be such a thing?

by xdman444 August 21, 2021

Clairo Liberal

A disingenuous liberal, or a dino. Someone who makes every effort to appear as a liberal but shortly beyond the surface-level they are conservative. Clairo liberals can be seen wearing thrifted clothes, throwing bottles at usually black artists during concerts when they don't perform as well as they'd like, have at least one close friend that support really mucked up politicians or governments

Fannie Pilson is a clairo liberal who will be the first person since the start of her genealogical line to not have children. She can barely afford her $90k a year liberal arts school because her family has made no contributions to society to have high salaries and she's not accomplished enough to earn scholarships. Fannie Pilson, makes an effort to wear thrifted clothing, and visibly seem liberal, but her close friends are one connection away from insurrectionists. Fannie is a clairo liberal.

by 7inchgirths December 8, 2023

Liberal

Liberal used to mean “willing to tolerate a lot of different ideas”. This is in STRONG CONTRAST to people who are now called/call themselves “liberal”, who are opposed to any ideas different to their own. They are, in fact, RIGID AND DOGMATIC in their beliefs and actions,.They are INTOLERANT of ANYTHING BUT THEIR OWN NARRATIVE (a psychotic mix of lies, perversions, delusions, and paranoia that they espouse, despite evidence from their eyes and ears, science, non-rewritten history, authority (except by Socialists) and purposefully crafted to oppose the beliefs of a majority of Americans.) They are even intolerant of scientific facts, unless they can be MISREPRESENTED, SPUN or CHERRY-PICKED in a way that is NARRATIVE-FRIENDLY. They are intolerant of any speech that is in contradiction to their WORLD VIEW, which they call “hate speech”(that is, they HATE TO HEAR IT.)

Moden day Liberals are, in truth, LEFTISTS. The name “liberal” has been totally perverted and stripped of its original meaning, and is an undeserved monicker that Leftists hide behind.

LIBERALS probably make up all of the <40% of people who approve of Joe Biden’s presidential blunders and displays of incompetence.
LIBERALS support Communist Racist Transformation being tought in public schools, which brands young white children as racists and anything that helps them as evidence of “WHITE SUPREMACY’”.

by Commie Hater February 5, 2022

Liberally moronic

Adj: said of a person who is so politically liberal they are almost a moron disconnected from all political reality

Nina Jankowicz and Rachel Maddow are perfect examples of liberally moronic females; they are also buffoonishly idiotic.

by Sexydimma April 30, 2022

Masculine liberal

A (straigh) liberal non masculine male with an Instagram account, no actual gym testosterone and a 6 figure yearly salary paid for by the liberal left.

Aftwr Donald Trump won in 2024 the democratic party is reduced to using masculine liberals in political ads to win back actual male voters.

by Sexydimma November 27, 2025