kelli o'malley

woah, she can't party here, she's a kelli o'malley, only 12.
by whattiddo? November 20, 2010
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Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.
Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!
by pseudonym003 August 04, 2020
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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Nik Kelly

A person who is a idiot, who will do anything to not be viewed as a emo.
"What are you? A Nik Kelly?"

"Stop it! You are hurting my feeling!" Nik Kelly said.
by ThatNazi December 16, 2017
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billy kelly

has a huge pp and gets all the guys loves to rub his nips
i want to be billy kelly
by BillyKellyIsABabe November 21, 2019
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billy kelly

has a huge pp and gets al the gals going
i want to be like billy kelly
by BillyKellyIsABabe November 21, 2019
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Kellie Gray

To catfish someone who lives in your town our region that you know
Yeah they Kellie Grayed me but it's ok!
by Gopher Fin February 20, 2016
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